“And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!”
― Maurice Sendak, Where the Wild Things Are
― Maurice Sendak, Where the Wild Things Are
@midnight is an American pop culture, internet-themed panel show hosted by the charismatic comedian, Chris Hardwick on Comedy Central. @midnight posed a riotous question during their thought provoking #HASHTAG WAR segment last evening. Highly creative and obviously literate audience members tweeted a barrage of rapid fire responses in one of the most popular worldwide trending Twitter subjects so far this year- How do you "Ruin a children's book"? Crazy, corrupted, amusing and slightly naughty adult altered children's book titles were tweeted with a feverish ferocity from all over the globe. (including Turkey). The adorable misadventures of a mischievous monkey in Hans and Margret Rey's, Curious George -became even more titillating in the tale of a sexually confused banana hoarding, Bi-Curious George. Prepare to have your fondest childhood memories slightly skewed as you read on:
Green Eggs and Salmonella
Green Eggs and Spam
Green Eggs and Locally Sourced Grass Fed Humane Slaughter Free Market Ham @hasslehoford
Dead Cat in the Hat @dimestoreninja
The Shat in the Hat
Bi-Polar Express- (by many)
Charlotte's Web of Lies @rumbleskillz or
Charlotte's Webcam
The Very Horny Caterpillar
The Very Hungry Caterpillar has an Eating Disorder
Troll Cat in the Hat @fakealanbostick
The Jungle Warfare Guide Book @makiatoe
The Jungle Book of Mormon @phanxjey
Horton Hires a Ho
Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Apartment Next Door
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Rash
Harriet the NSA Spy
Winnie the Poop
Anne of Gangrene Gables @Adam Reakes
Charlie and the Methamphetamine Factory
Charlie and the Cocaine Factory
The Babysitter's Fight Club
The Lion, the Witch and the IKEA Wardrobe
Are You There, God? It's Me, Madonna
Are You There, God? It's Me, Jake from State Farm
The Boy Who Cried Wolf of Wall Street.
Where'd Waldo Touch You? @Tycaseydoe
Oliver Nipple Twist
James and the Giant Peach Schnapps
James and the Giant Peach Shaped Tumor
James and the Giant Peen
Goodnight, Moonshine
The Secret of Nympho
The Secret Garden of Weed
Oh, the Places You'll Go When You Get in My Van
Harry Pot Head and the Philosophers Stoned
The Wizard of 40 oz.
The Grinch That Stole My Virginity
Are You My Mother? No, You're Sober @joshacagan
Little House in the Projects
You're a Good Man, Charlie Sheen
