Jon Stewart's words of wisdom.
“Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.”
"Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?"
"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."
"I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around."
"I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance”
“By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.”
“If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.”
“The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”
“The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.”
"You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it.” ― The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction