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My brother Dave turns another year older and wiser on Saturday, April 13th. This evening he said his adorable puppy Parker excitedly greeted him at the door with a little "present". Thankfully, his wife has other gift surprises in store to help him celebrate all weekend. May I present the Happy Birthday, Dave Interview:
So, Dave. How does it feel to be an old man?
I don't feel any different or even think about it.
Now that you are an old man what words of wisdom would you like to share with the Millennials?
What's a millennial? Oh, I guess I would say treat others as you would like to be treated. That's a good one.
What is your all time favorite cake or cupcake flavor?
Chocolate of course.
Dustin (our brother) has a distinct memory of the best cake he ever ate in his life. He can tell you the story and you become captivated. When you guys were little there was a notorious "Superman cake" with cream frosting that Lorraine (our step-mother) either bought or made. What is your favorite birthday memory?
Yeah, I think I was nine or ten and there was this super hero cake. I just remember it being really nice outside and we had our friends from the neighborhood over. It could have been the same cake, man. My memory is not so good.
Yeah, that's what happens to old people, Dave. (he hasn't even reached forty yet)
Did you have a birthday clown?
What would you like for your birthday this year?
A new Cadillac CTS V
You know you're not going to get one, right?
( disappointingly shrugs)
Did anyone at work wish you a Happy Birthday?
Yes. There are about three other guys on the crew that have birthdays this week too.
So you are nothing special.
We have a very large loving family. Who is your favorite sibling?
I'm going to have to say "you" , right?
That is the correct answer.
Do you have any other words of wisdom?
Well, thank you. Good talk, Bro. Love you and Happy Birthday!
Thanks man. Love you too.
And here is a photo of the creepy clown our parents never hired for your birthday party!(because they loved us.)